'Ferndale', Laburnum Grove, a quiet residential address in one of the newer
north London suburbs, is ruled over by George Radfern, a genial respectable
businessman whose hobby is growing tomatoes. Aside from his wife and their
daughter Elsie, just engaged to her boyfriend Harold Russ, the household also
includes Mrs Radfern's sister Lucy and her loud-mouthed husband Bernard Baxley -
arch spongers on an annoyingly extended visit. On Sunday evening, needing £450
to buy into a business supply agency, Baxley makes a pitch for a loan to
Radfern; minutes afterwards, Elsie and Harold apply for a similar amount to get
Harold launched with his own business selling second-hand cars. A visit
from Radfern's fellow tomato grower Joe Fletten interrupts their talk, but
Radfern says he'll conclude both discussions after supper. As Mrs Radfern is out
for the evening, Mrs Baxley prepares the meal.
Around the table, the talk turns to their dull, cosy suburb and the lure of
adventure. Baxley proclaims he would never touch tainted money. Radfern
disagrees. To amazed looks he cheerfully reveals that he no longer works in his
wholesale paper business; his secret profession is making counterfeit notes in a
criminal gang hotly sought after by the police. Sensing trouble ahead, Harold
abruptly leaves, and his prospective bride retires upset to bed. After Radfern
tells the Baxleys they are now accessories to his crimes, a policeman's knock
sounds at the door; but it turns out he is only depositing Radfern's wandering
dog. Mrs Radfern returns home ignorant of all upsets.
Elsie and the Baxleys endure a sleepless night. Monday's post brings a letter
from Harold, calling off the engagement. Before he leaves for a business trip to
Birmingham, Radfern suggests the Baxleys take Elsie into the West End, maybe to
see a gangster film, and gives them two pound notes to spend. As the party
sets off down the garden path, another policeman arrives asking for Radfern; he
will come back later, he says. Fear increases as Elsie and the Baxleys
overhear bus passengers talking about criminals and are seemingly trailed by a
man with dark glasses. At a West End restaurant, Baxley frets over settling the
bill with one of Radfern's possibly counterfeit notes, but the cashier accepts
it without demur. Next stop is the Stoll Picture Theatre, where they make a
quick exit after finding the glasses man sitting in the row behind.
While tending the front garden, Mrs Radfern, still ignorant of the
revelations, politely receives a visit from Detective Inspector Slack, who
fishes for information about Radfern's activities. Introduced to the inspector
as they return, the Baxleys and Elsie scurry into the house, and finally inform
Mrs Radfern of her husband's life of crime. She brushes it off as Radfern's
joke, inspired by a thriller they have been reading, The Great Bank Mystery.
Mightily relieved, Lucy brings up the loan matter again. Furious at her
hypocrisy, Mrs Radfern suggests the Baxleys pack their bags and go.
She then advises Elsie to test the sincerity of Harold's feelings by keeping
quiet about Radfern's joke; Harold instead finds out from Baxley as the couple
finally leave the house. Together again, Elsie and Harold soon argue, and Harold
walks out for the second time. Radfern comes back from Birmingham with Fletten
(another in the counterfeit gang) just before Slack pays his return visit. Slack
and Radfern fence words among the tomatoes in the conservatory: Slack makes an
offer to drop criminal charges if he co-operates with the police. Radfern
suggests he lacks solid evidence, though once the inspector leaves he phones
instructions for the scuppering of plates and printing presses, and readies Mrs
Radfern and Elsie for a trip to Amsterdam and a long sea voyage away from
British jurisdiction.
Dustsheets now cover the 'Ferndale' furniture. As Radfern makes his separate
departure, the policeman returns to ask if he'd serve as vice-president for the
annual police sports meeting. Radfern happily makes a donation and walks to his
freedom down Laburnum Grove - so quiet, so respectable, the street where nothing
happens.