Although the comic potential of the police force seems an obvious choice for
a Carry On film, the subject initially proved difficult for writer Norman Hudis.
After a brief spell researching procedures at Slough police station, Hudis felt
the crimes and hard work of everyday policing offered little material for
comedy. Producer Peter Rogers suggested leaving the theme for a while, so it was
not until after writing Carry On Teacher (d. Gerald Thomas, 1959) that Hudis
returned to the idea. Inspiration finally struck in the form of Jack Warner's
friendly PC George Dixon in Dixon of Dock Green (BBC, 1955-76).
Written in just a few weeks, Carry On Constable is a direct descendant of
Carry On Sergeant (d. Thomas, 1958), with many of Hudis's favoured themes
recurring. The film again mocks an authoritarian institution but, as in
Sergeant, the digs are essentially good humoured, with the establishment upheld
and the bumbling recruits making good under firm leadership. Hudis's Carry On
scripts may have an innocence that some of the later titles lack, but bawdy
humour still abounds. The first scene sets the tone - Inspector Mills: "Would
you care to have a look at my cherbunkin?"; Sergeant Wilkins: "If it'll give you
any satisfaction." Plenty of inuendo and camp behaviour complements the action,
with admirably realised sketches keeping the gags flowing as the recruits go on
the beat: Benson forces an old lady back across a street she has spent ten
minutes crossing, Gorse tries to rescue a cat, but traps himself up a church
tower, Potter and Constable both mistakenly intrude on scantily-clad young
ladies.
Despite the familiarity of the material, Carry On Constable contains a couple
of firsts for the series - the first Carry On nudity (in the form of four bare
bottoms), and the first appearance of Sid James (as Sergeant Wilkins). James'
understated performance contrasts splendidly with the high farce of the four
male recruits, in particular Kenneth Williams and Charles Hawtrey (who have a
marvellous scene disguised as Ethel and Agatha). Kenneth Connor's superstitious
Constable Constable provides a romantic subplot turning on whether a WPC is a
Virgo, while Leslie Phillips, as playboy Tom Potter, is devilishly charming in
his last appearance in the series for thirty-two years (he would eventually
re-appear as King Ferdinand in Carry On Columbus (d. Thomas,
1992)).
David Morrison
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