A man in a top hat looks through a telescope and sees an old woman on her
hands and knees scrubbing a field. A hiker arrives and erects a tent. A
photographer cautiously approaches, sets up his camera and fires a gun. When the
hiker looks out of the tent, his photograph is taken.
The photographer begins to wash his film in a stream. A hunter, carrying a
gun and dressed in tweed, a snorkel and flippers, approaches and takes hold of
the film. The photographer stands up and hands over his business card. The
hunter tears it up and continues on his way.
The photographer hears music. A man is playing the violin while looking
through a telescope. He stops playing, gets on a bicycle, cycles over to a music
stand, turns over the sheet music, cycles back to his original position, and
recommences playing. He looks through the telescope and sees five men
approaching carrying a box kite adorned with Union Jacks. After their photograph
is taken, one of the men stands in the centre of the kite, while the other four
run away while holding a guy rope. When it becomes taught the kite falls
apart.
The four men run past a sportsman doing exercises. An artist, accompanied by
a model in a crinoline dress and lace bonnet, sets up his easel in front of the
sportsman. As the latter performs press-ups, the model sits on his back and the
artist begins to paint her.
The hunter walks past the artist and continues towards a man leaning on a
fence. The man pulls out a gramophone record and places it on a tree stump.
While holding a gramophone horn/stylus mechanism on the record, the man runs
around the tree stump to produce music from the disc.
A man and a veiled woman are being positioned near the hiker's tent by the
photographer, the latter using the woman and her veil as if looking through a
camera. Having positioned the man so he is looking away, the photographer begins
to kiss the woman. The man begins to chase the photographer; others join the
pursuit.
The sportsman throws a ball and chain, which the hunter shoots. The two begin
to argue. The gramophone man arrives and hands the sportsman a large curved
dagger. The sportsman and the hunter walk away from each other as if to fight a
duel. The hunter fires and the gramophone man falls to the ground.
A man is visible on the horizon. A hand appears in the foreground and beckons
him to approach. The figure slowly approaches, encouraged by further gestures.
It is the kite man, who on reaching the camera is punched by a gloved hand. The
boxing glove is worn by the man in the top hat. He goes through a door into a
room, lies on a bed and switches off a bedside lamp.