| With two goals three miles apart, one football, a team of thousands and no 
rules, Royal shrovetide football sounds like the kind of game invented by rowdy 
schoolboys. But every year in Ashbourne, Derbyshire, the entire town gathers to 
wrestle over a single football tossed into a giant, frenzied crowd. Men, women 
and children claw, shove, grab and do anything they can to get hold of the ball. 
In fact, the game has little to do with football at all since the use of hands 
is entirely encouraged. When the ball falls into a canal during this hilarious 
film of the event, men dive straight in after it and engage in some spirited 
water wrestling. That there are no rules is not entirely true; playing after midnight is 
disallowed, and murder and manslaughter are strictly forbidden. Although this 
film was made in 1923, Royal shrovetide football continues to this 
day. Christian Hayes   |