Melvyn Bragg arrives at Sir Norbert Smith's country residence. He interviews
Sir Norbert in the week of his 80th birthday, reviewing his distinguished acting
career.
Norbert is born in South London, 1909. After school, Norbert frequently
visits the Peckham Empire, falling in love with the music hall.
1936. Norbert plays sidekick to Will Silly in the comic film Oh, Mr.
Bankrobber!
1937. Norbert stars in a shocking tale of juvenile delinquency, Rebel Without
a Tie.
Isle of Wight, 1938. Norbert works for nine months in twice-weekly rep,
alongside lifelong acquaintance Sir Donald Stuffy.
1939. War in Europe. Norbert sails for America, serving the war effort by
making Hollywood musicals, such as Lullaby of London (1940).
1941. America enters the war. Norbert returns to England to make government
propaganda films.
Post-war. Norbert directs and stars in a series of Shakespeare plays and
films, collaborating with Noël Coward on Hamlet (1949). The productions
establish Norbert as one of the leading actors of his generation.
Norbert lands a coveted role in the Sudso washing powder commercials,
alongside Cecilia Johansen. Norbert marries Mazie Mitford, the youngest of the
famous Mazie sisters.
1955. Norbert Studios are established, making British Westerns, including
They Called Him Stranger (1955). A series of comedies follow, such as Passport
to Puddlewitch, with Dick Dotty, and Whimsy Galore.
Norbert embarks on a series of historical costume dramas, including Mozart:
Man of Music (1957), and Beethoven: Man of Music (1958).
Norbert is knighted. He appears in Norbert Studios' final production, the
social realist It's Grim Up North (1962).
Sir Norbert turns to drink. Cyril Freebody interviews the drunkenly depressed
Norbert on Head to Head.
Sir Norbert plays Davy Throbb's father in Keep Your Hair on Daddio (1962). He
also appears in Rover Returns Home (1964), a British imitation of the Lassie
series.
Sir Norbert stars with Richard Smashed, Dick Booze, Oliver Guinness, and
Peter O'Pissed in the WWII film, Dogs of Death, before seeking treatment for his
drink problem.
Due to his support for the peace movement, Norbert agrees to star in Carry On
Banging. After nearly 40 years absence, Sir Norbert returns to Hollywood to play
a foul-mouthed butler.
In his final role, Sir Norbert portrays Nelson Mandela, since Alec Guinness
was unavailable.
Present day. A doddering Sir Norbert reveals that a television company wishes
to make a documentary about his life. He confesses, "I don't think it's really
me."