Episode 2247, originally transmitted on ITV, 31 December 1974
Shughie McFee is rather bloodily preparing his New Year haggis while giving
Burns's address. Mr Booth is sceptical about Shughie's claims to be a piper, and
Sandy also hears his claims and asks him to pipe the haggis in that night.
Shughie feigns disappoint and claims not to have his pipes with him, thereby
increasing Mr Booth's scepticism.
Keith Willet is taking out Dot Smith, to the surprise of Amy, who thought he
was setting his cap at Vera Downend. Meanwhile, Bob Powell is not pleased to be
visited by his estranged wife Anne. He doesn't want to discuss their divorce,
but she has only come to collect some of her belongings. He demands the key back
when she's finished but then relents. They wish each other a happy new year.
At the motel, Vera comes in to see Willet, and to Sandy's surprise he returns
without his date and takes Vera out. Meg and Hugh visit the kitchen, where
Shughie is holding forth in Mr Booth's absence. Shughie brags about his piping
skills, but is stunned when Mr Booth returns with a set of bagpipes.
Sandy is in the office when Brian Jarvis arrives to ask him for a New Year
drink. Meanwhile, Bob is alone getting drunk when he decides to ring David at
the motel but gets a wrong number. Eventually he gets through to the
operator.
Brian finds David Hunter in his office working, and tries to tempt him out,
but David insists on continuing work. At that moment, Bob rings and insists that
David comes round to see him immediately; when David refuses, he hangs up
abruptly. David is worried about him.
Meg has finished dressing for dinner, and Hugh is very complimentary about
her dress. They discuss the departing year, but Hugh insists that they should
look forward to their future. Out in the lobby, Mr Booth is amazed to hear that
Amy has heard Shughie practising the pipes. He is so sure of himself that he
sends Amy to get Meg and Hugh so that they will see Shughie's failure. In the
kitchen Shughie is resplendent in Buchanan tartan, and dismisses Mr Booth so he
can begin his piping. As he starts piping and enters the lobby Mr Booth dashes
back to the kitchen and finds a tape recorder playing the pipes. He turns it off
and everyone laughs uproariously at Shughie's comeuppance.