Part 1: Meet the People: a film for the Silver Jubilee, originally
transmitted on BBC1, 29 March 1977
Milton Colliery, South Yorkshire. Manager Stan Forbes tells a meeting that
Prince Charles will visit the colliery next month. Money is available for
cosmetic improvements, though Sid Storey complains these improvements will be
restricted to areas viewed by Prince Charles, not where they are needed by
workers.
Many features get a new coat of paint. Sid and Harry find a new sign reading
'E. Tenebris Lux'; Sid can translate because his eldest son Tony - also a Milton
miner - studied Latin at school. Finding Pete planting a tree, Sid recommends a
bigger hole so it can spread its roots, but Pete says it's only required for the
Royal visit.
The miners are frisked for contraband, and joke about Prince Charles
receiving similar treatment. Critical of the taxpayers' money allocated to
Prince Charles, Sid notes that his future widow is allocated £60,000 per year,
when ordinary widows receive £13.30 a week. Miners joke about wearing velvet
overalls during the Royal visit, or fitting foam rubber seating to prevent
piles.
Forbes, area representative Mr Atkinson and other managers troubleshoot
problems, crawling on the ground to inspect newly-planted grass, which amuses
passing miners. Forbes considers laying red carpet outdoors. His deputy, Geoff
Carter, suggests a free alternative to avoid antagonising miners, but Forbes
believes most men support the visit.
Forbes prepares presents for the Prince: a silver-topped deputy's yardstick
and an album of press coverage of local Royal visits. Atkinson recalls a 1912
visit that coincided with a nearby pit disaster killing six miners, a story
Forbes omitted from the album.
Palace emissary Sir Gordon Horrocks visits to test the Prince's itinerary.
Forbes is surprised to learn that the Prince will arrive by helicopter; a
landing sign is hastily painted. Explaining etiquette, Horrocks rehearses the
line-up of Coal Board and union personnel to whom the Prince will be introduced.
Forbes condemns old Walter's bad language and apprentice Michael's long
hair.
Playing snooker, miners debate the Prince's visit. Some welcome it, and the
money spent on improvements, but Sid bemoans the expense for a two-hour visit in
hard economic times. Sid argues that Milton was selected only because their
branch officials are too soft to oppose it. Sid believes people should stop
sucking up to Royals, who for him are reactionary Tories and figureheads of a
class-ridden society based on inherited wealth and privilege. He is criticised
for talking at the sidelines rather than being politically involved.
Harry helps others escape heavy rain with a large parasol from the pub
garden. Forbes observes that the rain has caused damage, washing away the grass
seeds.
Miners joke about toilet arrangements for the Prince's visit. To their
amusement, rehearsals manoeuvring the paddy train into position descend into
chaos. The miners find the plaque that Prince Charles will unveil. They are
warned about using foul language on the day, and respond with playful posh
mannerisms.
At home, Sid's youngest son Mark says that, though his school has the day off
for the Prince's visit, he doesn't want to attend, and claims that his friends
are going fishing. Sceptical, Sid will punish Mark if he alone avoids the visit.
Explaining his own concerns over the visit, Sid argues that, if the Prince
decided to fish at Mark's pitch, the water would be specially filled with fish
for him.
The day of the visit. Fresh graffiti appears supporting miners' leader Arthur
Scargill. Forbes orders it painted over. Dick's food bag is inspected by the
Bomb Squad. Bob complains about an unsightly brick propping open a window;
Forbes orders it to be painted to match the window. Sheila and Linda arrange
soap, favouring brands By Royal Appointment, and prepare the Prince's boots,
noting his shoe size and laughing about sayings about men with big feet.
Sid and other miners work underground. A crowd and the line-up await
Charles's arrival. As the helicopter approaches, children wave flags. The
helicopter's arrival blows dust over the crowd, and blows off Atkinson's toupee.
Prince Charles disembarks and the introductions begin. Some distance away, Mark
fishes, alone.